I'm worth $1,574,252.57! How much are you worth?

Who comes up with this stuff? I would like to talk about how sad it is that someone has nothing better to do with their time than come up with these stupid tests, which really test nothing as the questions are irrlevant to any actual worth. Of course I took the stupid test (arguably, it took less time to take the test than it did to make it up and write the code to calculate the results), so how sad does that make me? Perhaps I should crawl back into my writing and quit wasting time in blogland (the internet has some very evil distractions out there).